Total Medals Earned: 174 (From 65 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,045 Points
Medals Earned: 3/23 (20/410 points)
Collect 20 stars in a single flight.
Travel 200m in a single flight.
Collect $500 in a single flight.
Reach an altitude of 15m.
Be flying for 1 minute.
Collect all the available types of stars in a single flight.
Reach 5x Crane bonus.
Escape from a stall at less than 3m altitude.
Travel 300m without using any fuel during your flight.
Travel for 300m without exceeding 3m altitude.
Travel 1000m in a single flight.
Get boosted by 3 windmills in a single flight.
Fly straight downwards at terminal velocity.
Collect $3000 in a single flight.
Successfully escape from stalling three times in a single flight.
Clear Japan in 30 days or under.
Collect 100 stars in a single flight.
Collect 30 space stars in a single flight.
Reach a velocity of 25m/s.
Clear Egypt in 21 days or under.
Bounce along for another 100m after making contact with the ground.
Clear France in 15 days or under.
Clear England in 8 days or under.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (250/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Complete the Game.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (55/90 points)
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Activate both cores of Planet I.
Activate both cores of Planet II.
Activate all four cores and reconnect the data beam.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/340 points)
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Wear your first cap
Earn a gold medal!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Send your score for the world to see!
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Get at least 7 achievements
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn a platinum medal!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/150 points)
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 4/14 (65/415 points)
View the COMBOS page.
Master the Fire Flip.
View the intro movie.
Shut down the UberBot.
Visit the links page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Defeat the class president.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
